Tag Archives: otaku

Man Hopes Frequent Nosebleeds Just Due to Sexy Anime Girls

DICKINSON, ND — Jason David, self professed otaku, has announced to the world that he hopes his frequent severe nosebleeds are only due to all the sexy anime girls he…

Otaku More Interested in who Dog is Reincarnation of Rather Than Own Family Tree

NEWARK, NJ — Local otaku Ben Fields, 19, is more interested in finding out who his pet dog is a reincarnation of rather than his own family tree, according to…

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Move Out of Mom’s Basement

VANCOUVER ISLAND, Canada — Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, have announced earlier this month that they intend to move out of their mother’s basement and live their…

Courageous Penlight-Wielding Man Guides Aircraft to Safe Landing

ST. LOUIS, MO – A potentially dangerous situation was averted last evening when quick thinking from a brave individual assisted with the emergency landing of a commercial airliner at St….

Man with Anime Avatar on OkCupid Really Not Getting Anywhere

TULSA, OK — Despite checking the website multiple times a day for the past several months, local man Doug Farland states that he has not had any luck finding a…

Japanese Bank Introduces Blu-ray Financing Program

Mizuho Bank, one of largest banks in Japan, recently announced a new financial plan specifically geared towards otaku. The program will allow individuals to take out loans on anime Blu-ray…

TSA Refuses to Accept Man’s Crunchyroll Passport

NASHVILLE, TN — Crunchyroll user Carl Johnston was held up at Nashville International Airport today for several hours after TSA agents refused to accept the Crunchyroll passport he presented to board…

Study Shows Silicon Valley Still Dominated By Otaku

[iframe src=”https://animemaru.github.io/siliconvalley/#graph” marginwidth=”10″ style=”margin-left:-20px;” width=”105%” height=”350″] A Princeton University study released Tuesday revealed that the Silicon Valley population is still largely dominated by otaku. Researchers collected long-term demographic data over…

The Otaku Life Cycle As Told Through Graphs

After conducting a 20-year long research project following several people from their birth to current otaku lifestyle, we here at Anime Maru have acquired insightful data on the lifecycle of otaku,…

Japan Assures Rest of World They Aren’t Really That Into Anime or Anything

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil — The closing ceremonies for the 2016 Summer Olympics were staged last Sunday evening, and according to Olympic tradition, a segment from the organizers of the…