GETTYSBURG, PA — Josh Kennedy, forever alone otaku, announced today on a Reddit thread that he was glad he would never be killed by his friends in a similar way…

DICKINSON, ND — Jason David, self professed otaku, has announced to the world that he hopes his frequent severe nosebleeds are only due to all the sexy anime girls he…

NEWARK, NJ — Local otaku Ben Fields, 19, is more interested in finding out who his pet dog is a reincarnation of rather than his own family tree, according to…

VANCOUVER ISLAND, Canada — Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, have announced earlier this month that they intend to move out of their mother’s basement and live their…

ST. LOUIS, MO – A potentially dangerous situation was averted last evening when quick thinking from a brave individual assisted with the emergency landing of a commercial airliner at St….

TULSA, OK — Despite checking the website multiple times a day for the past several months, local man Doug Farland states that he has not had any luck finding a…

Mizuho Bank, one of largest banks in Japan, recently announced a new financial plan specifically geared towards otaku. The program will allow individuals to take out loans on anime Blu-ray…

NASHVILLE, TN — Crunchyroll user Carl Johnston was held up at Nashville International Airport today for several hours after TSA agents refused to accept the Crunchyroll passport he presented to board…

[iframe src=”https://animemaru.github.io/siliconvalley/#graph” marginwidth=”10″ style=”margin-left:-20px;” width=”105%” height=”350″] A Princeton University study released Tuesday revealed that the Silicon Valley population is still largely dominated by otaku. Researchers collected long-term demographic data over…

After conducting a 20-year long research project following several people from their birth to current otaku lifestyle, we here at Anime Maru have acquired insightful data on the lifecycle of otaku,…