Tag Archives: otaku

Facebook ‘On This Day’ Becoming Unpopular for Reminding People of Their Weeb Years

After continued months of increasingly minimal use, Facebook has been pushing hard to promote its “On This Day” feature. The feature lets Facebook users view posts from the same day in the years since…

Anime Fans Everywhere Make New Year’s Resolutions to Earn their Friends’ Respect

Another year has come and past, which means that the world is once again occupying itself with making New Year’s resolutions. We here at Anime Maru have already started forgetting…

Otaku Protest Against RWBY Being Included on Crunchyroll

SAN FRANCISCO, CA– A large sweaty crowd of men have camped outside Crunchyroll headquarters with a simple demand: pull the critically acclaimed RWBY from the website. The group claims that the…

New Study Finds Average Amount of Anime Necessary to Learn Japanese

ZURICH, Germany — The long-debated topic of whether or not you can actually learn Japanese from watching anime has been challenged by a group of language acquisition researchers at the…

Co-Workers ‘Very Concerned’ About Jeff’s New Car

MADISON, WI — The employees of Vandelay Industries have been thrown into a panic over their coworker’s new car. Jeff Dessler, who has been with the company for over seven years, arrived…

Nation’s Students Brace for ‘That Person’ in Japanese Class

EUGENE, OR — As summer draws to a close and students are set to return to class next week, a feeling of unease sweeps through the University of Oregon campus….

Ashley Madison Hack Exposes Otaku Cheating on Their Waifu

Canada-based online dating service Ashley Madison, a site marketed towards individuals in committed relationships who are interested in cheating, has filled the headlines recently after it was hacked last month. The…

New Episode of Law and Order: SVU Focuses on Otaku Culture

The most recent episode of the NBC crime drama Law and Order: Special Victims Unit has touched off intense discussion in the anime community. The episode, titled “Loliconvict”, featured detectives Benson (Mariska Hargitay)…

Sorry For Not Posting More Often

Hello my dear readers. I am really sorry for not being able to post more often as of late. As a dedicated and well-respected anime blogger, I understand that reading…

Anime Fans Miss Abuse Currently Focused On GamerGate

SEATTLE, WA – The current controversy raging in the gaming community under the loose umbrella title “GamerGate” has caused many anime fans to feel left out. Waves of vitriol, name…