Tag Archives: Pokemon

Man Blames Past Pokémon Experience for Crippling Hentai Addiction

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Michael Fraser, 29, claimed in a public statement earlier today that Pokémon was the main reason for his unhealthy obsession with hentai. Specifically putting blame on the…

Police: Officer Jenny Meant to Draw Poké Ball, Not Handgun

Officer Jenny, who shot a Squirtle in Viridian City, inadvertently pulled out her handgun instead of a Poké Ball, police said. The incident occurred when Officer Jenny initially stopped the…

Game Freak Cuts Half of Fandom from ‘Pokemon Sword’ and ‘Shield’

Pokemon Sword and Pokemon Shield have been no stranger to controversy over the last few months. The main issue that has upset many fans stems from developers Game Freak announcing…

Fans Eager to Hear Game Freak Focusing on Game Balance and Animation Quality Over Including Every Pokemon

This year at E3, Game Freak announced that Pokemon Sword and Shield would be breaking series tradition and not allow for all Pokemon from previous generations to be transferred to…

Pokémon Sword and Shield to Require all Players to Have License for Pokémon Ownership

The Pokémon Company recently revealed additional information about the gameplay of upcoming game titles Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield. The company revealed that in the beginning sequence of each version…

Man Downgrades Life Goal From Being “The Very Best” to “Relatively Competent”

HARRISBURG, PA – Local man Hans Johanson announced to anyone listening on Medium today that he had downgraded his life goal from being “the very best” down to a much…

Pokemon Franchise Ends After New Line of Funkos Announced

Pop culture collectibles company Funko has announced a new line of Pokemon figures to its iconic Funko Pop! vinyl toy brand, formally marking the beginning of the end of the…

Smogon Bans Pikachu from Pokemon Anime

Today Smogon University announced they were banning Pikachu from the Pokemon anime metagame in a 74% majority vote of qualified users. Following this vote, Pikachu will no longer be allowed…

Businesses With Pokemon Go Gyms Still Seeing Boost to Loitering Numbers

The smartphone app Pokemon Go has been out for nearly a year, and while its overall popularity has decreased, businesses whose locations are Pokemon Go gyms are still reporting an…

Local Man Still Not Pokemon Master

AUGUSTA, ME — With a sad look on his face, local man David Carvel, 34, set down his Nintendo 3DS and sighed. For the last three days he has been religiously…