Tag Archives: Pokemon

Pokémon Sword and Shield to Require all Players to Have License for Pokémon Ownership

The Pokémon Company recently revealed additional information about the gameplay of upcoming game titles Pokémon Sword and Pokémon Shield. The company revealed that in the beginning sequence of each version…

Man Downgrades Life Goal From Being “The Very Best” to “Relatively Competent”

HARRISBURG, PA – Local man Hans Johanson announced to anyone listening on Medium today that he had downgraded his life goal from being “the very best” down to a much…

Pokemon Franchise Ends After New Line of Funkos Announced

Pop culture collectibles company Funko has announced a new line of Pokemon figures to its iconic Funko Pop! vinyl toy brand, formally marking the beginning of the end of the…

Smogon Bans Pikachu from Pokemon Anime

Today Smogon University announced they were banning Pikachu from the Pokemon anime metagame in a 74% majority vote of qualified users. Following this vote, Pikachu will no longer be allowed…

Businesses With Pokemon Go Gyms Still Seeing Boost to Loitering Numbers

The smartphone app Pokemon Go has been out for nearly a year, and while its overall popularity has decreased, businesses whose locations are Pokemon Go gyms are still reporting an…

Local Man Still Not Pokemon Master

AUGUSTA, ME — With a sad look on his face, local man David Carvel, 34, set down his Nintendo 3DS and sighed. For the last three days he has been religiously…

Pokemon Sun and Moon Revealed to be Pachinko Game

LOS ANGELES, CA — Hundreds of journalists who attended Nintendo’s presentation at the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) earlier today, along with thousands viewing the livestream online, reacted with stunned silence when…