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Brett Kavanaugh Releases Anime List to Prove He Was a Virgin in High School

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At today’s Senate Judiciary hearing, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh provided surprising new evidence against the sexual assault claims against him by making his anime list public….

Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area. Obsessed…

Trump Cancels U.S.-North Korea Summit, Demands No Items Final Destination

President Trump called off the U.S.-North Korea summit scheduled for this Tuesday in Singapore over a disagreement on the meeting conditions. The President declared the summit to be unfair to…

Industry in Peril Due to Cancellation of Single Isekai Anime

Anime as we know it is falling apart, after Seven Arcs announced earlier this week that the anime adaption of Nidome no Jinsei wo Isekai De slated this fall was being discontinued….

Japanese Government Grants ‘Fate/Grand Order’ Developers Right to Print Money

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Ministry of Finance announced earlier this week that Delightworks, the developer of the popular mobile fantasy role-playing game Fate/Grand Order, will be allowed to print and…

President Trump Pushes for Trade War on Japanese Imports

In a recent tweet, Trump criticized the United States ongoing trade deficits with Japan. Historically, the United States has imported significantly more goods from Japan than it has exported. Trump…

Nations Abandon Clean Energy Developments in Favor of Catgirl Research

NEW YORK CITY — United Nations members gathered to begin discussions regarding global issues this week. Spurred by the release of the Nekopara OVA, the main topic at the meeting…

New Trump Tweet Encourages People to Check Out His Character In Granblue Fantasy

Over the past year, President Donald Trump has tweeted over 2,000 times, using the social media platform to attack political opponents, deride the negative media coverage he receives, and go…

Op-Ed: Hear Me Out — Repealing Net Neutrality Makes It Harder to Watch Bad Anime

Ajit Pai Chairman, Federal Communications Commission It’s been a pretty active last few weeks for me and the folks working at the FCC. Since I’ve announced that we are taking formal…

New Evidence Points to Russian Interference in 2017 Idolmaster Elections

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The CIA, FBI, and NSA jointly published a report Monday of their investigation into attempts to influence the 2017 iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls General Election by the Russian government. The report confirms…