Tag Archives: Politics

Tucker Carlson Claims His Uncle Works at Nintendo, Switch 2 Exists

Fox not technically News presenter, Tucker Carlson, made new emerging claims on his program last night stating that his uncle “works at Nintendo” and that he has seen evidence of…

Australia Bans Import of Hentai, Finds Government Fucks Enough People Already

Prime Minister Scott Morrison demonstrates to parliament that Australians don’t need onaholes as they already get fucked over every single day. Australian customs has begun to reject pornographic hentai and…

Georgia Flips Blue in Surprise Top 10 Anime Betrayal

As vote counting nears conclusion in the state of Georgia, Democratic candidate Joe Biden has suddenly taken the lead over President Donald Trump. The development increases the chances of a…

Anime Fans Recreate Convention Experience by Waiting Hours in Voting Lines

As election day commences throughout the US, deprived anime fans, now having gone the majority of the year without being able to attend a proper convention, are finding ways to…

Second Presidential Debate Cancelled, Replaced by Filler Arc

The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that it will not be airing the second episode of the 2020 US Presidential Debates this week. Viewers were left in confusion after…

Giant Gundam Criticized for Kneeling During National Anthem

A giant mecha robot, publicly revealed in Yokohama last week, has been criticized for appearing to kneel during the national anthem of Japan. The robot is modeled after a Gundam…

Virtual YouTuber Suspended After Flying to Taiwan in ‘Microsoft Flight Simulator’

Virtual YouTuber Chiwa-chan has been suspended from streaming and social media for three weeks by her management company after a recent livestream captured her flying to Taiwan while playing Microsoft…

Eric Trump Found to Have Hired “Rent-A-Father” Services

Eric Trump, also known as “the other Trump son”, was revealed by associates to have been regularly hiring from a service known for offering rental family members to clients. Eric…

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Retires, Takes Unstoppable Army of Mechs With Him

TOKYO, Japan — Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has announced that he is retiring due to health issues in a press conference held Friday. He also said he would be…

Joe Biden Vows to Defeat Other World Line Self

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden expressed in an interview earlier today that he was prepared to defeat his other self in the upcoming election. “I’m prepared to say that I…