Tag Archives: Politics

Kurisu Makise Leads Initial Ballot Count in Minnesota Congressional Race

In a shocking upset, preliminary ballot counts from Minnesota’s hotly contested 1st congressional district show write-in candidate Kurisu Makise leading by a small margin. With incumbent Tim Walz (D) not…

So Close Yet So Far: Canada One Letter Off From Legalizing Weeb(s)

VANCOUVER, Canada – Thousands of despondent Canadian anime fans have taken to social media over the last weeks in protest of the Canadian government’s historic legalization of marijuana. Canada became…

Light Novel ‘I Groped My Classmate and Ended up in Political Office’ to Receive Anime Adaptation

Production company Aniplex revealed this week that a recent light novel series gaining popularity would be getting an upcoming anime adaptation. The series, titled I Groped My Classmate and Ended…

Brett Kavanaugh Releases Anime List to Prove He Was a Virgin in High School

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At today’s Senate Judiciary hearing, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh provided surprising new evidence against the sexual assault claims against him by making his anime list public….

Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area. Obsessed…

Trump Cancels U.S.-North Korea Summit, Demands No Items Final Destination

President Trump called off the U.S.-North Korea summit scheduled for this Tuesday in Singapore over a disagreement on the meeting conditions. The President declared the summit to be unfair to…

Industry in Peril Due to Cancellation of Single Isekai Anime

Anime as we know it is falling apart, after Seven Arcs announced earlier this week that the anime adaption of Nidome no Jinsei wo Isekai De slated this fall was being discontinued….

Japanese Government Grants ‘Fate/Grand Order’ Developers Right to Print Money

TOKYO, Japan — The Japanese Ministry of Finance announced earlier this week that Delightworks, the developer of the popular mobile fantasy role-playing game Fate/Grand Order, will be allowed to print and…

President Trump Pushes for Trade War on Japanese Imports

In a recent tweet, Trump criticized the United States ongoing trade deficits with Japan. Historically, the United States has imported significantly more goods from Japan than it has exported. Trump…

Nations Abandon Clean Energy Developments in Favor of Catgirl Research

NEW YORK CITY — United Nations members gathered to begin discussions regarding global issues this week. Spurred by the release of the Nekopara OVA, the main topic at the meeting…