Tag Archives: Politics

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Retires, Takes Unstoppable Army of Mechs With Him

TOKYO, Japan — Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has announced that he is retiring due to health issues in a press conference held Friday. He also said he would be…

Joe Biden Vows to Defeat Other World Line Self

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden expressed in an interview earlier today that he was prepared to defeat his other self in the upcoming election. “I’m prepared to say that I…

Kingdom Says it’s Ready to Start Reopening Titan-Infested Outer Districts

The central government announced today that it would be lifting prior quarantine orders and begin allowing citizens to return to the outer districts. The statement comes one month after titans…

In Likely App Error, ‘Attack on Titan’ Wins New Hampshire Primary, Crunchyroll Awards Won by Bernie Sanders

CONCORD, NH — In a surprise upset, Attack on Titan has been declared the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. In equally shocking results, Bernie Sanders has won the…

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself, Transported to Another World

Questions still surround the case of financier Jeffery Epstein who was found dead in his jail cell back in August. Although ruled as an apparent suicide, lack of clear evidence…

Scott Morrison to Feature in Australian Release of ‘Promare’

The home release of Studio Trigger’s anime film Promare is still same time away, but distributor Madman Entertainment has already teased that the Australian release of the film would feature…

Man Builds Massive Hentai Collection Prior to UK Porn Block

LEICESTER, England – An English man has taken up a personal project attempting to archive a huge digital collection of Japanese cartoon porn at his residence. Richard Dixon, 29, began…

Joe Biden Uses ‘Little Witch Academia’ Meme to Reassure Supporters

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Following in the footsteps of fellow Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson, former Vice President Joe Biden has released on Facebook a Little Witch Academia meme to reassure potential…

Little Sister and Childhood Friend Join Democratic Presidential Primaries

Both little sister Nanako Kimura and childhood friend Chihiro Matusbara announced their candidacy for president of the United States this week, joining the existing 25 Democratic candidates already running for…

Teresa May Resigns Following ‘One Punch Man 2nd Season’ Endorsement

Months of political turmoil came to a head this week as embattled British Prime Minister Teresa May announced her resignation amidst her poor handling Brexit and even poorer taste in…