Tag Archives: Politics

Texas Legalizes Open Carry of Anime Fandom

DALLAS, TX — Millions are Texans are preparing for the upcoming months as Texas becomes the first state in the country to legalize open carry of anime fandom. In a state…

Anime Fan’s Dream to Move to Japan and Become an Animator Suddenly a Lot More Urgent

CHARLOTTE, NC — Self-professed otaku Joanne Williams’s plan to move to Japan and become an animator has had its timetable drastically moved forward in the past 24 hours. “Ever since…

Anime Maru’s Guide to the 2016 Presidential Election

As Election Day approaches and one of the most grueling election cycles in American history winds down, it’s crucial that all voters are informed of the important issues before heading…

Americans Hope for Presidential Election to Take Harem Route End

Americans have called it “the longest and most difficult visual novel known to the medium”, and with the story set to finish in early November, Americans are still uncertain which route they…

Second US Presidential Debate to Take Place in Hot Springs

ST. LOUIS, MO — Earlier today, the campaign teams of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have confirmed that the second presidential debate will take place on Sunday, October 9…

Mass Debating — First Presidential Debate

The first Presidential debate of the 2016 campaign took place Monday night and has set the country abuzz. We talked to some anime fans to gain the perspective of the…

Anime Con-Goer Very Disappointed by Republican National Convention

CLEVELAND, OH — Hetalia Axis Powers fan and regular anime convention attendee Heather Lewis admitted to reporters this week that she was very disappointed with her experience at the Republican National…

United Kingdom Gains Tsundere Status from European Union

BRUSSELS, Belgium — Following the vote in the United Kingdom to leave the European Union last week, British Prime Minister David Cameron met with EU leaders on Tuesday to negotiate for flexible…

Military Ends Research into the Power of Music

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a press release from the Department of Defense released on Sunday, recent military trials involving pop music idols supporting front line combat units have not…

Supporters Celebrate Trump’s Primary Triumph by Masturbating to Anime

Following Ted Cruz and John Kasich dropping out of the presidential race this week and Donald Trump becoming the presumptive nominee, Trump supporters nationwide celebrated the victory by masturbating to…