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Bernie Sanders Purchases Anime Maru

Today we are pleased to announce that Anime Maru, the leader in anime news, has been purchased by Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Mr. Sanders has asked us to publish this…

Politcal leaders weigh in on best anime to watch if you want a career in country leading

These are the top anime some of the world’s most charismatic political leaders think you should watch if you want a career in country-leading. Barack Obama — Yahari Ore no Seishun…

GOP Consultant: Sanders Supporters are “Happily Married Fathers Who Don’t Masturbate to Anime at All”

Republican media consultant Rick Wilson made headlines earlier this week when he dismissed Donald Trump supporters as “childless single men who masturbate to anime” and claimed they were not part of the…

Republican Candidates Debate Who is Which ‘Love Live’ Idol

CHARLESTON, SC — Republican Presidential front-runners met Thursday night for the sixth Republican National Debate and the first one of 2016. Having already exhausted important topics such as immigration and national defense,…

China Ends One-Child Policy, Ushers New Era of Imouto Anime

BEIJING, China — Driven by fears of a aging population and a shrinking labor pool, the Chinese government has officially put an end to the controversial one-child policy. Instituted in…

Studio Pierrot Breaks Ties with Donald Trump After Racist Remarks About Ninja

“When Studio Pierrot sends its ninja, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing…

Bernie Sanders Rally Disrupted by Waifu Lives Matter Activists

SEATTLE, WA – Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was interrupted during a rally yet again this morning when activist members of Waifu Lives Matter seized the stage. The activists took…

‘Mad Bull 34’ Blamed for Rise in Police Brutality Incidents

Reports are coming from all around the United States from activists claiming that the popular OVA “Mad Bull 34” is at least partly responsible for recent cases of police brutality….

Sunrise to Rename “Brave” Series Under Pressure From Military Advocate Groups

Reports are coming in from Japan that Sunrise has been recently under pressure by American pro-military advocacy groups to change the name of the Brave series, a giant robot franchise that…

Op-Ed: Vaccines Cause Autism, and I Support ISIS

Yoshikawa Yuuko Kitauji High School Musical Instrument Club Hello, and thank you for publishing my letter. I wanted to write in to your news site to urge each and every…