Tag Archives: Politics

Report: President Obama Still Undecided About Anime Avatar

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to reports from White House staff, President Barack Obama has not yet chosen which anime avatar he will use on his new Twitter account. Though Commander-in-Chief…

United States Congress Announces Recap Session

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Days after scores of newly-elected Congressmen were sworn in, lawmakers on Capitol Hill have announced that the 114th United States Congress will have a recap session. According to…

World Leaders Reach Historic Agreement to Settle Differences with Gunpla Battles

NEW YORK CITY — Leaders around the world have miraculously agreed to abandon direct military conflict and settle their differences via the art of Gunpla Battle. “It turns out that…

Shitty Anime Taste A Key Factor In Midterm Elections

As Americans head to the polls today for the 2014 midterm elections, many voters will have one prominent issue in mind as they pull the lever – shitty anime and those…

Hatsune Miku Follows Up Letterman with Appearance on the O’Reilly Factor

NEW YORK, NY — Following her performance on Late Show with David Letterman, Japanese virtual pop sensation Hatsune Miku made a guest appearance on The O’Reilly Factor earlier this week. Hatsune Miku’s…

Slobs Petition to Repeal Law Banning Cosplaying L from ‘Death Note’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A law adopted by Congress as a lark has spiraled into what a few are calling the greatest civil rights battle of the 21st century. Rep. Grace…

New Bipartisan Bill Proposes ‘Split-Cour Presidency’

WASHINGTON, DC – a new bill in the U.S. House of Representative would allow a president to split his time in office into two cours, if reelected. The bill, which…

Supreme Court Upholds Employer Dakimakura Mandate

WASHINGTON, DC – In a landmark 9-0 vote, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled today that employers must cover the cost of therapeutic dakimakura (also known as “waifu pillows”) under…

President Obama Urges Anime Fans To Not Jump To Conclusions About Zankyou no Terror

WASHINGTON, DC – Speaking at the Rose Garden earlier today, President Obama urged caution when discussing Shinichiro Watanabe’s new anime Terror in Resonance (Zankyou no Terror), and said anime fans…

Society That Sexualizes Real Minors Mad That Drawings Not Considered Child Porn in Japan

TOKYO, JAPAN – Westerners reacted with fury to the exclusion of anime and manga from Japan’s recent ban on the possession of child pornography, and then promptly went back to sexualizing…