Tag Archives: Popular Science

Black Hole Ideal Place to Dispose of Seasonal Anime Garbage, Scientists Propose

With the excitement of mankind’s first glimpse of a black hole this week, several scientists from the Japanese space program JAXA have proposed that the super massive gravity well would…

NASA’s Opportunity Rover Added to ‘Fate/Grand Order’

Scientists at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced last week that they have lost all contact with the Mars rover Opportunity. Launched in 2003, the rover spent 15 years on the…

Watching Anime on Second Monitor Instead of Primary Monitor Boosts Productivity, Studies Show

Researchers at the University of Chicago published a report Monday identifying a correlation between user productivity and usage of a secondary monitor rather than their primary monitor for anime streaming….

Climate Scientists Form Idol Group in Desperate Effort to Save Environment

In a last-ditch attempt to bring attention to the threat of global warming and save the environment, a group of climate scientists have formed an idol group called TooHOT. Inspired…

Elon Musk Diversifies into Genetically Engineered Catgirls

Shock waves were felt in the scientific community today after business magnate and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk announced his entry into the field of bioengineering. With recent breakthroughs, Musk estimates…

Man Attempts Time Travel in Order to Bang Ancient Heroes

NEWARK, NJ — A local man has been found to have been funneling nearly into all of his income into a project that will attempt to send him back in…

Leading Experts Confirm: Rap Mashup AMVs are the Highest Form of Artistic Expression

GENEVA, Switzerland — A group of leading researchers in the fields of art history and semiotic communication have published their most recent study, which concludes that anime music videos that…

SpaceX Launches Newly-Announced ‘Zetta’ Nesoberi into Earth Orbit

Officials at SpaceX, Bushiroad, and the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced today the successful launch and deployment of a giant stuffed plush depicting Love Live! Sunshine!! character Sakurauchi Riko into low earth…

Scientists Discover Anime That is Better Than the Original Manga

A research team at the University of Cambridge announced earlier this week that they have discovered an anime that is of higher quality than the manga source material from which…

Scientists Warn Community Exhausting ‘Blend S’ Memes at Unsustainable Rate

ZURICH, Switzerland — An international summit of memeologists gathered today and warned the anime community that the current rate of Blend S OP memes was unsustainable, and the supply of the…