Tag Archives: Science

Op-Ed: Please Stop Recommending Weeb Names for Features On Pluto

Cameron Onana New Horizons Science Team I would like to begin my letter by thanking the anime community for their interest in the New Horizons mission and the exciting things…

New Horizons Probe Fails to Find Evidence of ‘Shirobako’ Sequel

  The NASA spacecraft New Horizons is fast approaching Pluto, and the probe is providing never before seen photographs of the dwarf planet’s surface. Though an early photograph taken 2…

Research Shows Calling Out Attack Names Does Not Make Them Stronger

MANCHESTER, NH — A new study published earlier this week by researchers at the University of New Hampshire claims that calling out attacks does not in fact make them any stronger….

Researchers Struggle to Explain Anime Time Dilation

STONY BROOK, NY — The silence in the room is interrupted only by the soft whirring of a computer and the punctual ticking of a clock mounted on the other…

Researchers Struggle to Explain ‘Gender Gap’ in Anime

NEWARK, DE — Sociologists from the University of Delaware have released a new report that describes an unusual gender disparity among characters in anime. Researchers were shocked to discover the…

New Anime-Planet Can Potentially Sustain Life, Scientists Claim

SANTA CRUZ, CA — Astronomers browsing the internet at the University of California Santa Cruz announced the discovery of a redesigned Anime-Planet website so close to Earth that it is visible to the…

Light Novel Plot Described as Love Icosiheptagon

PASADENA, CA — Researchers at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech) have discovered a 27-edged romantic conflict in the light novel Ore no Imouto to, Ore no Osananajimi to, Ore no Doukyuusei…

Planetary Reclassification Forces Toei to Abandon Sailor Pluto in New Anime

TOKYO – The upcoming Sailor Moon Crystal anime series by Toei animation was forced to abandon the character of Sailor Pluto, after it was reclassified as a dwarf planet (Plutoid)…

No Game No Life Anime Precipitates Breakthroughs in Game Theory

  CAMBRIDGE, MA — Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have announced new insights into the field of game theory thanks to the currently airing spring anime No Game No…

Scientists Grow First Fully-Formed Test Tube Waifu

OSAKA — After years of failed experiments and frustration, Japanese scientists have developed the world’s first full-grown test tube waifu. “Yui,” the result of the years-long YN Project, is a…