Tag Archives: Social Media

Maid Cosplayer’s Room a Fucking Disaster

A series of photos uploaded to Facebook last Saturday revealed that cosplayer Jaime “Kyo-chan” Smith’s room can only be described as a fucking disaster.

The apparent filthiness and general disarray of their surroundings stood in sharp contrast to their maid cosplay, attire that generally implies the wearer is capable of performing basic domestic tasks.

Otaku Achieves Honor of Facebook Friend List of Exclusively Those with Anime Profile Pics

HURON, SD — Local otaku John Steiner has attained the rare accomplishment of a Facebook friend list of exclusively those with anime profile pics, according to his disappointed family members….

Man Forced to Seek Asylum After Insulting K-pop on Twitter

DIAMOND BAR, CA – ­­­A California resident has been taken under police protection after threats were made against his life over Twitter. Charlie Hoover, 26, sought assistance from authorities after…

Insightful Anime Discussions Found in Pornhub Comments Section

Despite living in a world more connected than ever before and having access to countless forums, social media outlets, and instant messaging services, meaningful discussion of anime has long been…

Report: Everybody at Anime Expo But You

LOS ANGELES, CA — Anime Expo began today, and AX officials have already determined their attendance numbers: Everyone but you, the reader of this article. “Anime Expo has been growing…

Asuna from ‘Sword Art Online’ Denies Claims From Countless Otaku That They Dated

Yuuki Asuna has denied allegations she ever dated the thousands of otaku claiming on social media that they were in a relationship with the Sword Art Online heroine many years…

Cosplayers Riot During Instagram, Social Media Outage

Fear and panic gripped the social media influencers of the world yesterday when Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all suffered simultaneous outages. Though the cause behind the disruption is still unknown,…

Man with Anime Avatar on OkCupid Really Not Getting Anywhere

TULSA, OK — Despite checking the website multiple times a day for the past several months, local man Doug Farland states that he has not had any luck finding a…

Study Confirms Users with Anime Profile Pictures Have a Higher IQ

Scenes of fervorous debate were seen today as the infamous research cohort, lead by one Roland Magnusson, announced the findings of their most recent study – that individuals with Anime…

Long Awaited Arby’s OVA Series Announced

SANDY SPRINGS, GA — After months of speculation, leaks, and cross-promotions, American fast food giant Arby’s have confirmed that they will be funding a 4-episode OVA anime series based on…