Tag Archives: Sports

International Investigation to be Launched into Japan’s Widespread Mangaka Abuse

LONDON, England — Amnesty International has announced today that they will be partnering with the International Olympic Committee to launch an in-depth probe into Japan’s manga industry, citing concerning trends of…

NFL’s Mike Daniels Bullied by Local Anime Community

GREEN BAY, WI — Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels has come a long way from his humble New Jersey roots. The two-time Pro Bowler was recently profiled in…

Ryouta Kise to Replace LeBron James in Cleveland

CLEVELAND, OH — Now that LeBron James is off to Los Angeles, the Cleveland Cavaliers are left with the seemingly impossible task of replacing a generational NBA superstar and remain…

Mario and Sonic Banned from 2018 Olympic Games

Shortly before the opening ceremony of the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, the International Olympic Committee announced that in addition to their previously announced ban of Russia for their use…

Aqours Considering New Options at Center Due to Chika Takami’s Poor Rebounding

Chika Takami’s role as center for the school idol group Aqours has been called into question after a series of poor performances, culminating in an abysmal 91-88 loss to the New…

Man Starting to Run Out of Non-Sports Anime

RESTON, VA — Anime fan Scott Anderson realized today while looking for new anime to watch that he has exhausted the selection of popular anime that are not about sports. During his…

New NFL Study Concludes Football At Least Safer than Keijo

NEW YORK CITY — The National Football League released a study earlier today highlighting the risk of chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE), or concussions in the high octane, action-packed sport of keijo….

Fraudulent Anime Fan Doesn’t Even Know How Figure Skating Works

SALEM, OR — The credibility of 22-year-old Andrew Powell was seriously challenged this week when it was revealed that despite claiming to be a “hardcore” anime fan, his knowledge of figure…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Super Bowl 50

This Sunday, America will sit in front of its television and watch Super Bowl 50. If you’ve been invited to a party, but know nothing about football because you haven’t…

Op-Ed: Vaccines Cause Autism, and I Support ISIS

Yoshikawa Yuuko Kitauji High School Musical Instrument Club Hello, and thank you for publishing my letter. I wanted to write in to your news site to urge each and every…