Tag Archives: Sports

Game 4 of NBA Finals Interrupted by 10 Minute Long Flashback Sequence

MIAMI, FL — Game 4 of the NBA Finals, contested between the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat, was abruptly interrupted early in the third quarter to accommodate a…

Yowamushi Pedal Implicated in Doping Charges

MONTREAL, Canada — The World Anti-Doping Agency announced yesterday that shounen sports anime Yowamushi Pedal has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. In a test administered shortly after the airing of its…

Superpowers Banned In All American Sports; Japanese Athletes Affected

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a controversial decision, the Senate has approved a bill calling for the ban of all superpowers in sporting events. “The American people have been clamoring for…

England’s Roy Hodgson Admits Anime Selection Could Backfire

LONDON, England — After naming his 23-man squad and 7 players on standby for the World Cup in Brazil, England manager Roy Hodgson admitted his selection of anime on the…

SHAFT Confirms Interest in Buying the LA Clippers

LOS ANGELES, CA — Animation studio SHAFT has announced earlier today that they intend to bid for ownership of the Los Angeles Clippers if the team becomes available for sale….

No Perfect Inter High School Mahjong Championships Bracket Remains After Wave of Upsets

After an incredible first round that saw upsets from Kayama Academy and Kentani High School, the final perfect Inter High School Mahjong Championships bracket was busted after first-time participant Usuzan High…

IOC Officials ‘Baffled’ that Japanese High School Basketball Players are not Doping

TOKYO — An International Olympics Committee official who attended a series of games during the ongoing high school basketball Winter Cup says that he is “baffled” none of the players…