Tag Archives: Steins;gate

Joe Biden Vows to Defeat Other World Line Self

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden expressed in an interview earlier today that he was prepared to defeat his other self in the upcoming election. “I’m prepared to say that I…

Kurisu Makise Leads Initial Ballot Count in Minnesota Congressional Race

In a shocking upset, preliminary ballot counts from Minnesota’s hotly contested 1st congressional district show write-in candidate Kurisu Makise leading by a small margin. With incumbent Tim Walz (D) not…

“‘Steins;Gate 0’ is Too Hard to Follow,” Claims Viewer While Browsing Internet

TERRE HAUTE, IN — 24-year-old graduate student Kevin Fagan took matters into his own hands earlier this weekend, complaining loudly in his friend group’s Discord server that this season’s Steins;Gate 0…

Production Staff Desperately Trying to Make ‘Occultic;Nine’ Disappear

SUGINAMI, Japan — The atmosphere inside the A-1 Pictures office was tense this past weekend, as the production committee for this season’s Occultic;Nine urgently brainstorm how they can undo the existence…

The Anime Maru Guide To Steins;Gate Timelines

  With the upcoming release of the Steins;Gate Zero anime and visual novel, some of you maybe asking yourself “Wasn’t this franchises’ plot resolved in the original anime?” Well to…

Elon Musk Leaked as Villain of Steins;Gate Sequel

Following the announcement of the Steins;Gate sequel anime and visual novel Steins;Gate 0, an anonymous source close to the project has leaked to Anime Maru that the villain of the…