Tag Archives: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Coronavirus Blamed for Cancellation of ‘Haruhi’ Season 3

TOKYO, Japan — Animation studio Satelight has announced that the third season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya has been cancelled due to the coronavirus outbreak, according to a recent…

United Nations Security Council Condemns Kyon for Not Getting Haruhi to Stop COVID-19

NEW YORK, NY — The Security Council of the United Nations held a press conference for the global media today condemning the lack of action by Kyon in getting Haruhi…

Did Fortnite Copy the ‘Hare Hare Yukai’ Dance?

Keen-eyed gamers have taken notice recently that a dance emote added to the hit online multiplayer game Fortnite Battle Royale bears a striking resemblance to the ending theme dance from…

Haruhi Suzumiya Fans Excited for Annual Disappointment

As 2018 enters its last quarter, Kadokawa is once again busy preparing an elaborate let-down for all the fans of the Haruhi Suzumiya franchise. Observers around the world are eagerly…

Former Computer Club President Exposed on Past Sexual Assault Allegations

A major Tokyo-based technology firm came under fire this week when photos emerged of its CEO committing apparent acts of sexual abuse. Konuma Yasashi, current CEO of Takai Systems and…

Deep Analysis: ‘Animegataris’ is Sharp Critique of Localization

Another week goes by, and that means yet another episode of this season’s popular show Animegataris — a show about a group of high school students who seek to reestablish their school’s…