Your Takes — Hatsune Miku Can’t Understand Virtual Idols These Days
As a virtual idol I’ve always tried to focus on the quality of my music, but these virtual YouTubers just seem to play video games, be bad at English, and…
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‘Dame Tu Cosita’ to Guest Perform with Hatsune Miku in Mexico
Crypton Future Media officially announced that Dame Tu Cosita will be guest performing with virtual pop star Hatsune Miku in Mexico this upcoming month. Dame Tu Cosita will serve as…
College Party Turns Awkward After DJ Starts Playing Vocaloid
PULLMAN, WA – A local college party went from casual celebration to socially awkward gathering when the DJ recruited for the evening began mixing various Vocaloid tracks into his set. Attendees…
Op-Ed: Miku Joins Big Boi to Drop the Hottest Banger of 2017
DJ LyCheE SoundCloud DJ When Hatsune Miku joined Big Boi’s Purple Ribbon label earlier this year, there were some that were skeptical of the duo’s ability to produce. As a…
Op-Ed: The New Miku Game is Shit But You’ll Still Buy it
Hiroyuki Itoh Crypton Future Media Yeah, you fucking trash weeb. I’m talking to you. We have the ultimate cash cow here, and there’s nothing you can do about it. We…
Hatsune Miku Caught Lip-Syncing During Concert
DALLAS, TX: Yesterday Japanese pop-idol Hatsune Miku was caught lip-syncing to her song “Weekender Girl” during the middle of a live show on her American tour. Fans were outraged…
Parents Waiting for Right Time to Tell Children Miku isn’t Real
BUFFALO, NY — Expressing great fear and dread, local parents John and Melinda Haverford told reporters that this was the year they decided would be the best time to finally…
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