Tag Archives: Weebs

Convention Organizers Hope Pandemic Will Encourage Future Attendees to Take a Fucking Shower

It has been a difficult time for conventions, with many events having been postponed throughout 2020 and even into 2021 as the recent emergence of the Delta variant continues to…

Texas Anime Fans Without Electricity or Internet Forced to be Alone With Their Own Thoughts

The situation continues to be dire for the thousands of Texas otaku who have now entered their third straight day without critical utilities. Freezing temperatures and severe weather, usual for…

Many Find $600 Stimulus Not Enough to Buy Essential Weeb Shit

As $600 stimulus relief checks began making their way into the hands of US citizens this week, concerns are growing that the amount is simply not enough to cover essential…

That One Guy From Anime Conventions Unable to Deliver All Their Free Hugs

While media has already been packed with stories about people being inconvenienced by COVID-19, a new sad story has emerged alongside all the tragedies. Jonathan Reed, 26, an enthusiastic hug…

Otaku Achieves Honor of Facebook Friend List of Exclusively Those with Anime Profile Pics

HURON, SD — Local otaku John Steiner has attained the rare accomplishment of a Facebook friend list of exclusively those with anime profile pics, according to his disappointed family members….

Guy From ‘Yesterday wo Utatte’ Literally Just You, Study Reveals

A study published in the Journal of Modern Visual Culture has found solid evidence indicating that Rikuo Uozumi, the main character from Yesterday wo Utatte, is actually just literally you….

Modest Anime Fan Politely Calls Show ‘Watashi no Hero Academia’

WILSON, NC — Hoping not to come off as too casual or direct in a formal setting, local student Derek Finnegan has referred to the popular superhero action franchise as…

Man Goes Entire Working Day Without Mentioning Anime

CRANSTON, RI – Sources claim that a local office worker recently went through an entire working day without once mentioning or referencing anime in front of his coworkers. Joseph Cameron, a…

Japanese Man Moves to America To Watch Anime More Easily

Every year, around a million people legally immigrate to the United States. Though the exact reasons vary, most come to seek out employment opportunities, escape oppression, or to live a…

Steam to Automatically Ban All Users with Anime Avatars

Valve Corporation, creator of the popular online games platform Steam, revealed its long-awaited program to ban users with anime profile pictures. These users are to receive Valve Anti-Anime bans (VAA…