OreImo

I WANT TO FUCK MY SISTER.
Tsukihime

Doesn’t exist.
Bible Black

Futa, two great tastes that go great together!
Boku no Pico

Literal sex god.
Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken

The sex is boring but at least you’re doing something
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Kekko Kamen

Virgin4Life.
Free!

Are you expecting a gay joke? Of course you would, since you’re closeted.
Panty And Stocking

I’d like one of every fetish please
Midori Days

Dude, that’s fucked up.
After reading the headline, was expecting “Non-existent” on every single list item.
What sex life?
I feel like this article along with Being an Anime Fan as Explained by 10 GIFs of Cute Girls are too close to the kind of article that its parodying to really work as a parody.