You have yet to make any significant progress on your anime backlog, according to a report released this week. Various independent sources have confirmed that despite having overall less obligations and far more available free time, progress on your backlog has not advanced in any significant way over the past two months.
The findings have baffled analysts who are unsure how this rare situation of literally being encouraged to stay at home all the time has somehow not correlated with you being able to make any major progress. Shockingly, recent trends have shown you have even been watching less than you normally would have in a past typical work week.
Other unusual factors include the postponement of many of this season’s shows which would typically allow even more time to go back to past series. Some have suggested that perhaps you have been busy catching up with some of the shows still airing such as Fruits Basket and My Next Life as a Villainess, but the idea was quickly dismissed when it was remembered that you are a trash-loving degenerate who wouldn’t be watching such things anyway.
It is currently unknown what exactly you have been spending all of your time on. Initial studies have shown that you have lately been aimlessly browsing the web for hours on end, leading many to suggest that perhaps you never intended to finish your backlog at all – the existence of the backlog itself being merely symbolic and not a goal you ever considered feasible.
In an attempt to understand these findings, investigation has also begun into your backlog of unplayed Steam games in which analysts similarly see no hope in you ever completing.
So true
Leaving my comment for the article “Special Sneak Preview of ‘The Laws of the Universe – Part 2’ Anime Film” here because apparently the comment feature was disabled for that article as I don’t see the box to leave a comment.
It’s really FRUSTRATING to finally find an article with a title that seems to be informative about the next sequel movie of the Laws of the Universe… only then to read the whole article and actually find NOTHING of substance in it. What was so called live blog… they were just words with nothing else to back it up. And then to conveniently find an excuse to leave wherever this supposed sneak preview event took place just because there were some people chanting and then you saw an opening in the security… how about finding out what’s actually happening, what those people are doing, you know… actually ask around so you can properly write about the event? Nope, you just ended the article with what was supposed to be a tease text from a colleague about some great deal. Oh how about divulge us some more information about that? No? Oh that’s right, the article was conveniently wrapped up as you decided to pass on it. Really, makes one think, “what was the point of the article?” and even “what was the purpose of attending the event in the first place?” There was nothing of worth in it. And to think that it was deemed enough to be posted up… Really, where’s the credibility & integrity of the author, or even, where’s the credibility & integrity of this blog?
I guess then the whole thing is fake, eh? There was no sneak preview event, in the first place. The whole thing just screams fake. No receipts whatsoever; no links to back it up, no pictures, nothing. Do you see where I’m coming from? I’m angered that the article exists. I was seriously looking for information about the movie and yet this excuse of an article is apparently the only one in English that has mentions of the movie. Ah, even the comment feature being disabled on the article… that really makes the article more questionable.
I request you to, please, delete that article at once, as it is of no use and the only thing it serves is waste someone’s time, someone who might seriously be interested to be informed of the movie and then only to be clickbaited by the title of the article and has his time absolutely wasted.
Yes I totally agree. I have seen the first movie and it has been truly an eye opener, I have bonded over it with many people as we discussed how realistic the experience was. We cried from joy midway, and had to leave due to the overwhelming experience of said movie.
However, I feel like your treatment is quite unfair. I found the article very informative and feel graced just by reading an article about the preview. I really wish I could have been there…
Thank you for leaving your thoughts. As the leading source of anime news, I assure that we take our jobs very seriously here at Anime Maru. As you observed, comments are disabled on older articles although this is simply as a means to reduce automated spam and is in no way meant to prevent feedback from some of our more insightful and well-researched readers.
I apologize if you felt that the article was not helpful to you. As journalists, we are only able to present the information that is available at the time of reporting. In that particular case additional information was just not available to us. Organizers had also specifically requested photos not to be taken during the duration of the event. I hope you will understand and thank you for taking the time to read.