Man’s “Cultural Exchange” Vacation to Japan Not Fooling Anyone

WEST LAFAYETTE, IN — Paul Holt, 22, has announced that he will be embarking on his first solo trip overseas to the island nation of Japan. Holt, a recent graduate…

Elon Musk Diversifies into Genetically Engineered Catgirls

Shock waves were felt in the scientific community today after business magnate and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk announced his entry into the field of bioengineering. With recent breakthroughs, Musk estimates…

Violence Erupts at ‘Kancolle/Azur Lane’ Fan Meetup

A combined gathering for Kancolle and Azur Lane fans at Anime Expo in Los Angeles turned violent this Saturday when the two groups suddenly turned on one another. The two…

Tooru Hagakure Nendoroid Announced

LOS ANGELES, CA — Good Smile Company announced a new Nendroid featuring My Hero Academia character Tooru Hagakure earlier today during a panicked press conference at Anime Expo. Following the 2017 release…

Expected ‘Uma Musume’ Controversies Already Months Late

Uma Musume of the spring anime season quietly finished airing, leaving an empty hole where angry controversies usually should have been. Only a handful of alert anime bloggers pointed out…

90% of Japanese Traffic Accidents Attributed to Eurobeat

TOKYO, JAPAN — Figures released by the Japan National Police Agency in its annual traffic accident and crash statistics report have concluding that up to 90% of all traffic collisions…

‘Dame Tu Cosita’ to Guest Perform with Hatsune Miku in Mexico

Crypton Future Media officially announced that Dame Tu Cosita will be guest performing with virtual pop star Hatsune Miku in Mexico this upcoming month. Dame Tu Cosita will serve as…

Local Man Excited for Upcoming Magical Girl Anime ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo’

EMPORIA, KS — After months of speculation, anime fans rejoiced over official news that part 5 of Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure will be given a full anime adaptation this October. But for one…

Kodokawa Releases Official ‘Kemono Friends’ T-Pose Serval Figure

Media company Kadokawa has revealed that it will be releasing a limited edition T-pose figure of the character Serval from the hit anime Kemono Friends. The series, which finished airing…

Sub Purist Resorts to Dubbing FLCL Progressive in Japanese Himself

GRAND FORKS, ND — FLCL Progressive is currently airing on Toonami with an English dub. Shaken by the news that the Japanese dub will not premiere in Japan until September, hardline…