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‘Food Wars’ Inspires Otaku to Create Various Food Abominations

The second season Food Wars! (Shokugeki no Souma) has proven to be a big hit, and it’s one of the most popular shows airing this season. Adapted from a manga by Tsukuda…

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Man Mistakenly Watches ‘Houkago no Pleiades’ While Searching for ‘Re:Zero’

OMAHA, NE — Not realizing his mistake until it was far too late, local anime fan and middle school teacher Richard Long accidentally watched all 12 episodes of the Gainax original…

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Students Not So Excited for This Year’s Battle Royale

Tokyo, JAPAN– As the second term of school begins in Japan, some students are apprehensive to return after the announcement of this year’s Battle Royale. A class of 42 students have been…

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Kyoto Animation Completes Machine that Turns Yuribait into Money

KYOTO, Japan — For years now, we’ve watched the trial and tribulations of famed studio Kyoto Animation as they struggle to make an anime that sells enough to compensate for the…

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Mari Ohara of ‘Love Live Sunshine’ to Play Joker in New Batman Movie

Warner Brothers announced today that Mari Ohara from Love Live Sunshine was cast as the infamous Joker in the upcoming Batman movie alongside Ben Affleck. Scripts and movie clips are still being closely…

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Crunchyroll and Funimation Executives in Discussions to Create ‘Totally Awesome’ Transformation Sequence

FLOWER MOUND, TX — Top executives from anime streaming and licensing companies Funimation and Crunchyroll met yesterday to finalize the details of their groundbreaking partnership. The two companies announced earlier…

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God Strikes Down Japan for Worshiping False Idols

TOKYO, Japan — Japan is in ruins today after being consumed by fire and brimstone sent by God as punishment for the nation worshiping false idols. “Look, I thought I…

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New Online Dating Service Exclusively for Anime Teachers

School is starting once again around the world this fall, which brings another year of kids dragging their regrets of an unfulfilled summer around on their shoulders and another season of anime…

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Adoption Agencies Introduce No Returns Policy in Response to ‘Sweetness and Lightning’

NAPLES, FL — Local adoption agencies have received a boom in adoption rates over the past month, but are dismayed to find that many of the recent adopters are coming back a…

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Funimation Licenses Dragonball Z Abridged

Just yesterday, Funimation announced that they would be licensing the popular web series Dragonball Z Abridged. The series reuses footage from it’s namesake, which is already licensed by Funimation, and…