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Op-Ed: A Parent’s Guide To ‘Mad Bull 34’

In a world where such filth as Eromanga Sensei and Hand Holders is allowed to air on TV, it’s important that we look about at the landmark series from our youth. I am of course talking about the 1990 OVA classic Mad Bull 34. Now this is a series that any red-blooded American can enjoy, and teaches valuable lessons to children today.

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‘New Laifu for Old Waifu’ Recycling Program Initiated in Tokyo

TOKYO, Japan — The issue of waste management is an issue for many industrialized nations around the globe. With its large population density, the bustling city of Tokyo is no…

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‘FAKKU Dating’ Shuts Down After Waifu Trafficking Incident

To some, it may come as a surprise to see that FAKKU Dating has shut its doors after roughly a month of unrivaled success. Sources say that the dating service…

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Dick’s Sporting Goods Announces Partnership with ‘Eromanga Sensei’

Today American sporting goods chain Dick’s Sporting Goods announced an advertising partnership with the anime production staff of Eromanga Sensei. “We’ve been trying to improve our performance in the young female…

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Shocking Conspiracy Claims Anime Has Been Dead Since 2003

Shock waves rebounded throughout the anime fan community when a conspiracy theory surfaced early this weekend that anime has been dead since 2003 and was replaced by a similar-looking medium…

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Beyblade Creator Announces New Series About Competitive Fidget Spinning

With the phenomenon known as fidget spinners on the rapid rise, Beyblade creator Takao Aoki has teamed up with past collaborator Madhouse to launch a new project based around the…

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International Anime Union Declares ‘Ghost in the Shell’ Movie an Anime

LAUSANNE, Switzerland — In a surprising decision that has sent shock waves throughout the anime community, the International Anime Union (IAU) has announced that the 2017 live-action Ghost in the Shell…

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Local College Anime Club Suffers In Katana Accident

GAINESVILLE, FL — A local college anime viewing club is reeling today after a night of end-of-semester festivities took a turn for the worse. According to authorities who were on…

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Area Man Can’t Enjoy Seasonal Anime Because He Didn’t Watch The Original Series

PARK CITY, UTAH– The trend in the anime industry has been to make animated series of already-established intellectual properties in order to reach a more dedicated fanbase, but the recent…

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Man’s Dying Wish is to Watch ‘Little Witch Academia’ on Netflix

LOS ANGELES, CA — Alexander Framer, 87, sits upright in his hospital bed, a forlorn expression on his face as he stares out the window. Framer is terminally ill with…