Funko Releases Terrible Pop Figure of That Thing You Like

In response to absolutely no one, Funko, a major manufacturer of licensed collectibles, announced today the launch of a new release in their Pop figure line of that one thing…

Florida Man Blocks Traffic Attempting to Get “Isekaied”

TAMPA, FL — A man in Florida was forcibly removed from public roads earlier today, according to local authorities. Reports indicate that the man had spent the morning blindly walking…

Artists Rejoice as Value of Exposure Reaches Record High

On a day when stocks fell and Wall Street investors expressed fear for an upcoming recession, freelance artists on the internet were pleased as the value of exposure surged to…

Local Mother Could “Get Into This Whole Anime Thing” After Watching Single Ghibli Film

HUNTINGTON, VW — 16-year-old Jason Sutton received the embarrassment of a lifetime this Saturday when his mother reportedly attempted to join his circle of friends’ anime discussion. Having taken a…

Each Episode of ‘Psycho-Pass 3’ to be on Different Streaming Platform

Animation studio Production I.G announced today that every episode of the upcoming anime Psycho-Pass 3 will be available for international audiences on a different streaming platform. The third season of…

Man Forced to Seek Asylum After Insulting K-pop on Twitter

DIAMOND BAR, CA – ­­­A California resident has been taken under police protection after threats were made against his life over Twitter. Charlie Hoover, 26, sought assistance from authorities after…

Op-Ed: Guns are the Only Way to Stop the 30-50 Feral Hogs Terrorizing My Village

I am a local small business owner in the village of Irontown. My business employs a large percentage of the town’s population, and I even give jobs to the disabled. However, all of that economic stimulation is threatened by a pack of 30-50 feral hogs that terrorize the woods surrounding my village.

Otaku Tragically Shipwrecked on Island Without Anime Girls

Hank Robinson has been shipwrecked on an island that tragically contains no anime girls, according to a note found in a bottle on a beach in Honolulu, Hawaii. “When I…

Aqours Press Interview at Anime Expo 2019

Once again, Aqours from the anime Love Live! Sunshine!! was a headline musical act at Anime Expo in Los Angeles. Thanks to the folks at Bandai Namco Arts, this year kevo and onepunchmeme were able to attend an exclusive press conference featuring Aqours members and Love Live! Sunshine!! seiyuu Inami Anju, Suzuki Aina, and Takatsuki Kanako. Below, kevo will share his experiences and highlight some of the questions that were answered.

America Resolves Not to Watch This Oda Nobunaga Anime Either

In a joint statement today, the entire American population announced their intention to ignore Kochouki: Wakaki Nobunaga, the latest anime adaptation starring Japanese historical figure Oda Nobunaga, just as they…