Op-Ed: ‘Koisuru Asteroid’ is Yet Another Example of the Round Earth Lie

Ryan FletcherFlat Earther When I watch anime, I am usually looking for an escape from all the fake news and cover-ups that surround our society every day. I was intrigued…

Man Hopes Frequent Nosebleeds Just Due to Sexy Anime Girls

DICKINSON, ND — Jason David, self professed otaku, has announced to the world that he hopes his frequent severe nosebleeds are only due to all the sexy anime girls he…

U.S. Coronavirus Lockdown to Last into May, Time-Travelling ‘Animal Crossing’ Players Report

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to keep residents indoors across North America and Europe this week, players of the newly-released Animal Crossing: New Horizons have confirmed that weeks into the…

Tokyo Olympics Moves to Have All Events Performed by Anime Characters

TOKYO, Japan — In response to international pressure to cancel the 2020 Tokyo Olympics over concerns related to the Coronavirus Pandemic, the Japanese government has announced by press release, and…

Otaku More Interested in who Dog is Reincarnation of Rather Than Own Family Tree

NEWARK, NJ — Local otaku Ben Fields, 19, is more interested in finding out who his pet dog is a reincarnation of rather than his own family tree, according to…

Hikikomori Picks Wrong Time to Try to Reintegrate with Rest of Society

TOKYO, Japan – Tetsuya Hori, 26, a resident living in the Shinjuku ward of Tokyo, has recently begun phasing out his lifestyle as a hikikomori – a Japanese term for…

Citing Coronavirus Concerns, Japan Bans Indirect Kisses

TOKYO, Japan — With the outbreak of COVID-19 declared a global pandemic, Japan has taken the significant step of banning the indirect kiss according to a press conference held for…

Anime Fan Well Prepared for Viral Outbreak Having Already Self Quarantined for Years

MORESTOWN, NJ – The nation continues to brace itself for the full effects of the COVID-19 virus that first became publicly known earlier this year. With the World Health Organization…

‘Dead or Alive 6’ Releases DLC for Every Individual Color Hue

Publisher Koei Tecmo has officially released a new set of DLC for their latest entry in the Dead or Alive series, Dead or Alive 6. The new DLC adds every…

Far-Fetched Justifications Now Required to Access Anime Piracy Sites

Popular anime torrent and streaming sites have implemented new features earlier this week which require all users to type at least one paragraph explaining why they are morally justified in…