‘Uma Musume’ Publisher Reminds Fans Not to Take Horse Dewormer for COVID-19

Cygames, publisher and creator of the anthropomorphic horse girl franchise, Uma Musume, released a public statement warning fans not to self-medicate with the drug ivermectin in an attempt to treat…

Underpaid Animator Not Really Complaining as the Sun Will Eventually Destroy All Life on Earth Anyway

TOKYO, JAPAN – Nakajima Satoshi, 29, stares blankly at his cluttered desk. Alone in a dark office building, the clock ticks towards midnight as he rushes towards yet another deadline….

Overflowing Dumpster Mistaken For Latest ‘Kanojo mo Kanojo’ Episode

PITTSBURGH, PA – A shameless public display of trash, previously thought to have been a new episode of Kanojo mo Kanojo, has been discovered to have actually been an overfilled…

Man Blames Past Pokémon Experience for Crippling Hentai Addiction

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Michael Fraser, 29, claimed in a public statement earlier today that Pokémon was the main reason for his unhealthy obsession with hentai. Specifically putting blame on the…

Convention Organizers Hope Pandemic Will Encourage Future Attendees to Take a Fucking Shower

It has been a difficult time for conventions, with many events having been postponed throughout 2020 and even into 2021 as the recent emergence of the Delta variant continues to…

Man Only Uses Epic Games Store to Claim Free Games But Never Install Them

MADISON, WI – Local gamer Evan Kline, 27, added yet another free title from the Epic Games Store to his account earlier today despite having no intention to ever actually…

MAPPA CEO: “Chainsaw Man Would Probably Kill Eren Yeager in a Fight.”

Studio MAPPA’s 10th anniversary event saw audience being treated to news and trailers of their various favorite works, including the highly anticipated continuation of Attack on Titan and the upcoming…

El Salvador Adopts Saint Quartz as Legal Tender

El Salvador has officially adopted Saint Quartz, a premium currency primarily used in the mobile game Fate/Grand Order, as legal tender after being approved by the Legislative Assembly. The adoption…

Donate to Our Kickstarter for an Anime Streaming Service that Runs on Cryptocurrency, Fairy Dust, Juicers

Years ago, we here at Anime Maru proudly announced Anime Maru Streaming, a new service that will revolutionize everything you know about watching anime. After delays caused by the pandemic…

Anime Fan Ready to Get Isekake’d This Season

HAYWARD, CA – Local anime fan Justin Schmitz announced his excitement earlier today for the torrent of new isekai series that he was about get swamped with this season. As…