Hayao Miyazaki Comes Out of Retirement to Make New TikTok Account

Legendary anime director Hayao Miyazaki announced that he would once again be coming out of retirement, this time to create videos on a brand new TikTok account. Miyazaki is well…

Man Thankful No One at Family Dinner Table Has Asked About His Personal Hobbies Yet

NASHUA, NH – Adam Porter, 27, breathed a sign of relief this evening after having spent nearly an hour at the family Thanksgiving dinner table without once having to mention…

YouTube to Hide Comments From Users With Anime Profile Pictures

Popular video sharing site YouTube has announced that it will soon begin automatically hiding all comments on videos from users with anime profile pictures. The sudden change, YouTube says, is…

Out of Touch Old Man Tweets Anime Video in Desperate Cry for Attention

In perhaps further proof that we are living in the worst timeline, Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona tweeted yesterday a video consisting of altered clips from the series Attack on…

Demon Mana Crystal Wages Fail to Keep Up With Rising Cost of Living

Economic outlook continues to look grim for demonic workers with the average cost of living continuing to outpace mana crystal income. The disparity has put significant burden on lower class…

A New Satanic Panic: Mori Calliope and Dangerous Internet Cults

Are your children participating in the dark arts? – a question that might sound almost comedic, but upon further inspection turns out to be the very reality many families world-wide…

Top 10 Nintendo 64 Games of All Time

The Nintendo 64 made its North American debut back in 1996, introducing gamers to brand new 3D worlds and hosting unique renditions of Nintendo’s iconic franchises. Though the system had…

‘Uma Musume’ Publisher Reminds Fans Not to Take Horse Dewormer for COVID-19

Cygames, publisher and creator of the anthropomorphic horse girl franchise, Uma Musume, released a public statement warning fans not to self-medicate with the drug ivermectin in an attempt to treat…

Underpaid Animator Not Really Complaining as the Sun Will Eventually Destroy All Life on Earth Anyway

TOKYO, JAPAN – Nakajima Satoshi, 29, stares blankly at his cluttered desk. Alone in a dark office building, the clock ticks towards midnight as he rushes towards yet another deadline….

Overflowing Dumpster Mistaken For Latest ‘Kanojo mo Kanojo’ Episode

PITTSBURGH, PA – A shameless public display of trash, previously thought to have been a new episode of Kanojo mo Kanojo, has been discovered to have actually been an overfilled…