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Recently Fired Man Now Getting More Into Anime

Anime fan Elon Musk has recently started getting more into anime after being forced to step down from his job last month. This news surprised the world, who could not…

Summer 2018 Season Continues Trend of Having Exactly 7 Shows Worth Watching

With the final MyAnimeList rankings coming in, statistics analysts from MIT’s anime division have reported that the season has been in line with prior seasons from the past year in…

Brett Kavanaugh Releases Anime List to Prove He Was a Virgin in High School

WASHINGTON, D.C. — At today’s Senate Judiciary hearing, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh provided surprising new evidence against the sexual assault claims against him by making his anime list public….

Crunchyroll Indicted on Charges of Failing to Act as Nonprofit Charity

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Crunchyroll executives were marched out of corporate headquarters today following charges of violating the company’s goals as a total non-profit charity devoted solely to supporting the…

Violet Evergarden Added to ‘Fate/Grand Order’

Delightworks has announced the upcoming addition of a new servant to Fate/Grand Order, Violet Evergarden, the titular lead character from the 2018 Kyoto Animation anime. The addition of Violet Evergarden…

Man Feels He Got Full ‘Darling in the FranXX’ Experience From Just Memes

DUBUQUE, IA — With Darling in the FranXX wrapping up earlier this month, anime fan Darren Franklin recalled his experience with the show. Darren did not actually watch any of…

Tooru Hagakure Nendoroid Announced

LOS ANGELES, CA — Good Smile Company announced a new Nendroid featuring My Hero Academia character Tooru Hagakure earlier today during a panicked press conference at Anime Expo. Following the 2017 release…

Sub Purist Resorts to Dubbing FLCL Progressive in Japanese Himself

GRAND FORKS, ND — FLCL Progressive is currently airing on Toonami with an English dub. Shaken by the news that the Japanese dub will not premiere in Japan until September, hardline…

Man Unable to Remember if He’s Seen ‘Last Exile’ Due to MyAnimeList Maintenance

Due to currently ongoing maintenance of MyAnimeList, anime fan James Lewis was forced to rack his brain today to recall if he had or hadn’t seen the 2003 anime Last…

Lone Fan Estatic So Many People Suddenly Watching ‘Brave of the Sun Fighbird’

Retro mecha anime fan Hayden Kerry received a pleasant surprise this week when his Twitter timeline was filled with people sharing screenshots from the 1991 anime Taiyou no Yuusha Fighbird,…