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Registered Sex Offender Found to be Working as Maid

TOKYO, JAPAN — Prefectural police reported this week that they had arrested ex-JSDF member and registered sex offender Tsubame Kamoi after she had been masquerading as a maid for over…

Anime Maru’s Top 10 Visual Novels of All Time

Now that you can watch anime on Netflix with ease, anime as a medium has largely lost its inherent value as a low-key otaku content. That’s why we here at…

Man’s Dream of Becoming Japanese High School Teacher Finally Crushed by Reality

Sources report that area man John Davis had his dream thoroughly crushed this week after being forced to confront reality. Davis, who works full time in a packaging plant, stated…

New Season of Symphogear Postponed Until Staff can Come up with Ridiculous Enough Plot

The fifth season of popular anime franchise Symphogear is scheduled to air in 2019, but before the fans get their hands on Senki Zesshou Symphogear XV, the series director Katsumi…

Kirito from SAO Revealed as New ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’ DLC Character

Recently released Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for Nintendo Switch has already had an announcement that it will be receiving additional downloadable content featuring new characters. Joining earlier revealed Joker from…

‘Goblin Slayer’ to Feature More Shots of Birds in Order to Seem More “Artistic”, Less “Edgy”

Latest episode of Goblin Slayer confused, and amused, audiences with its closing scene — a near 2-minute close-up of a bird’s eye, followed by the credit roll. Though this sparked speculation about…

‘Happy Sugar Life’ as Reviewed by an Actual Murderer

Hi, my name is Jason and I am a convicted murderer. Today, I am going to review Happy Sugar Life and offer my own personal insight on this anime.

Lately many people have recommended I check out this recent anime called Happy Sugar Life. The name doesn’t sound that grim-dark so it’s a welcome change to my usual shows, and I’m not afraid of new experiences or anything. One of the main characters, high school freshman Matsuzaka Satou, is voiced by Hanazawa Kana. I’d honestly kill, even more than I already have, to see her get more roles, seeing how she is nowadays featured only in about 75% of all airing anime, which is not nearly enough and makes me super angry.

Op-Ed: I Celebrate Umineko Day by Wondering What the Story Was Even About

Ted Harris Telemarketer and an amateur detective As October rolls in, the changing seasons once again force me to remember a tragedy I’d rather forget. But alas, on the 4th…

Haruhi Suzumiya Fans Excited for Annual Disappointment

As 2018 enters its last quarter, Kadokawa is once again busy preparing an elaborate let-down for all the fans of the Haruhi Suzumiya franchise. Observers around the world are eagerly…

Area Man Inspired by ‘Yama no Susume’ Already Regretting Everything

MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK, WA — Steven Linden wipes his brow and sighs loudly as he looks up at the imposing peak that he has so far climbed barely a …