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Area Man Finds His Car Vandalized, Pretty Sure J.C.Staff is to Blame

CONWAY, SC – Last Saturday night, Nathan Hayes suddenly woke up to loud banging noises, followed by a screeching car alarm, only to find his 2013 Dodge Dart sitting on…

Area Man Very Vague About Keeping Up with ‘Miru Tights’

BILLINGS, MT – A Montana man has been suspiciously vague this week concerning whether or not he has been watching the latest episodes of the anime short series Miru Tights….

UK Royal Baby Retroactively Named “Lelouch vi Mountbatten-Windsor” in a Surprising Case of Ominous Foreshadowing

Buckingham Palace delivered a shocking announcement yesterday, recalling the name “Archie” and renaming the newborn royal baby of Prince Harry and the former Meghan Markle retroactively “Lelouch vi Mountbatten-Windsor”. According…

Very Vocal Guy in History Class Keeps Claiming Emperor Nero was Actually a Woman

TORONTO, Canada — In the back seat of an introductory world history class at York University, freshman James Howard, continues to insist that Emperor Nero has been misunderstood by classical…

Registered Sex Offender Found to be Working as Maid

TOKYO, JAPAN — Prefectural police reported this week that they had arrested ex-JSDF member and registered sex offender Tsubame Kamoi after she had been masquerading as a maid for over…

Anime Maru’s Top 10 Visual Novels of All Time

Now that you can watch anime on Netflix with ease, anime as a medium has largely lost its inherent value as a low-key otaku content. That’s why we here at…

Man’s Dream of Becoming Japanese High School Teacher Finally Crushed by Reality

Sources report that area man John Davis had his dream thoroughly crushed this week after being forced to confront reality. Davis, who works full time in a packaging plant, stated…

New Season of Symphogear Postponed Until Staff can Come up with Ridiculous Enough Plot

The fifth season of popular anime franchise Symphogear is scheduled to air in 2019, but before the fans get their hands on Senki Zesshou Symphogear XV, the series director Katsumi…

Kirito from SAO Revealed as New ‘Super Smash Bros. Ultimate’ DLC Character

Recently released Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for Nintendo Switch has already had an announcement that it will be receiving additional downloadable content featuring new characters. Joining earlier revealed Joker from…

‘Goblin Slayer’ to Feature More Shots of Birds in Order to Seem More “Artistic”, Less “Edgy”

Latest episode of Goblin Slayer confused, and amused, audiences with its closing scene — a near 2-minute close-up of a bird’s eye, followed by the credit roll. Though this sparked speculation about…