Anime Maru’s Visual Guide to Both Coronavirus and ‘Interspecies Reviewers’
Keeping up with news can be a real slog, especially when all the talk seems to be about either the Wuhan coronavirus or Interspecies Reviewers. We here at Anime Maru…
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Local ‘Dr. Stone’ Fan Challenges ‘Rick and Morty’ Fans to Awkward Science Showdown
BOSTON, MA — Rick and Morty has long enjoyed a questionable spot as a fan favorite of people heavily into bad memes and self-proclaimed intellectualism, but finally a challenger has…
Ahogamer Reviews: KFC Dating Sim AKA the Abrupt End of All Visual Novels
The Kentucky Fried Chicken dating simulator, officially known as I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator has finally hit the Steam store. There’s a certain sense…
Local Mother Could “Get Into This Whole Anime Thing” After Watching Single Ghibli Film
HUNTINGTON, VW — 16-year-old Jason Sutton received the embarrassment of a lifetime this Saturday when his mother reportedly attempted to join his circle of friends’ anime discussion. Having taken a…
French Military Seeks Inspiration From Isekai for Creation of Flying Soldiers
The French military has begun preparing for what could be the future of warfare. First seen at the Bastille Day parade, a man armed with a rifle demonstrated to the…
Area Man Finds His Car Vandalized, Pretty Sure J.C.Staff is to Blame
CONWAY, SC – Last Saturday night, Nathan Hayes suddenly woke up to loud banging noises, followed by a screeching car alarm, only to find his 2013 Dodge Dart sitting on…
Area Man Very Vague About Keeping Up with ‘Miru Tights’
BILLINGS, MT – A Montana man has been suspiciously vague this week concerning whether or not he has been watching the latest episodes of the anime short series Miru Tights….
UK Royal Baby Retroactively Named “Lelouch vi Mountbatten-Windsor” in a Surprising Case of Ominous Foreshadowing
Buckingham Palace delivered a shocking announcement yesterday, recalling the name “Archie” and renaming the newborn royal baby of Prince Harry and the former Meghan Markle retroactively “Lelouch vi Mountbatten-Windsor”. According…
Very Vocal Guy in History Class Keeps Claiming Emperor Nero was Actually a Woman
TORONTO, Canada — In the back seat of an introductory world history class at York University, freshman James Howard, continues to insist that Emperor Nero has been misunderstood by classical…
Registered Sex Offender Found to be Working as Maid
TOKYO, JAPAN — Prefectural police reported this week that they had arrested ex-JSDF member and registered sex offender Tsubame Kamoi after she had been masquerading as a maid for over…
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