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Fans Still Unable to Decide on Spelling of Character’s Name

An upcoming Spice and Wolf novel has reignited the age old question — is it Holo or Horo? Both sides fervently cling to their viewpoint and no amount of official material,…

Funimation Puts Out A Hit On Discotek Media

FLOWER MOUND, TX– Yesterday, a hit list of Discotek employees was leaked on the internet by anonymous sources, apparently posted by Funimation executives in hopes of eliminating their competition. The discovery of…

The Ten Types of Anime Fans

After running several lengthy and exhaustive surveys, the Anime Maru staff has compiled a list of the ten types of anime fans. This is the result of years upon years…

Boy Suffers Near Fatal Spine Injury Attempting to Imitate Uzumaki

BOYS TOWN, NE– Last week Kyle Hansford, 12, twisted his entire body into a spiral at his middle school playground. The child was rushed to the local hospital and after an experimental operation known…

Fanart FMonday PLEASE DON’T CRITICIZE; ART IS BEYOND CRITICISM

ArtAOccasionally at Anime Maru we like to appreciate the other side of anime. Sure animators and mangaka have spent years refining and honing their skills to be at their best….

“Miyazaki is Overrated” Says Man Before Being Burnt at Stake

WORCESTER, MA– A gruesome scene unfolded last night as local hipster Jeff Davis, 24, was burnt alive at the stake. His own friends reportedly carried out the act after Davis…

Otaku Protest Against RWBY Being Included on Crunchyroll

SAN FRANCISCO, CA– A large sweaty crowd of men have camped outside Crunchyroll headquarters with a simple demand: pull the critically acclaimed RWBY from the website. The group claims that the…

New Gantz Movie Promises That It Will Do Better This Time

With a new manga series and CGI movie announced, it looks like there’s still some life in the corpse that is the Gantz franchise. After winning over readers’ hearts back…

Mad Libs Sues Anime

(Name of City),(State Abbreviation)— Earlier today attorneys representing Price Stern Sloan Publishing won a case of copyright infringement against (Your Favorite Anime). The lawyers stated that the anime’s plot was…

Child Asks Parents to Allow Him to Watch ‘Attack on Titan’

CODY, WY– Early Monday morning Mr. and Mrs. Stevens reportedly found a strange letter posted to their refrigerator from their son Michael. In his letter Michael, 10, requests to watch the…