Breaking News: People are Watching ‘Domestic na Kanajo’ Despite Existence of Porn

Anime industry observers have released a shocking report today claiming that people are watching this season’s Domestic na Kanojo instead of just watching porn. According to Donovan Quester of Animedia.com, thousands of people watched the first episode of Domestic na Kanojo despite the ample availability of a wide selection of pornography on the internet.

“I don’t understand it. Instead of the ridiculous premise, trite story, and suggestive teases you find in Domestic na Kanojo, you can have a ridiculous premise, trite story, suggestive teases, and hot naked banging if you just watch porn instead,” Quester told Anime Maru.

Staff at Diomedea, the animation company behind Domestic na Kanojo, claimed they did not understand why the manga had reached a level of popularity to even obtain an anime adaptation with the existence of a cornucopia of eromanga only steps away in most bookstores.

More puzzling still are reports of people watching this anime on the exclusive streaming platform HIDIVE, when Pornhub is free and is not HIDIVE. Despite all these factors, statistics show that thousands of anime fans have watched the first episode of Domestic na Kanojo.

We attempted to make contact with one of the fans to set up an interview, but their parents would not let them out of the house after 6 pm.

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ttchoubs: (pronounced choobs u plebz) Single-handedly responsible for the death of anime, ttchoubs enjoys spending 10% of his time watching Japanese animation and the other 90% denying others' accusations that he does. He has been banned for 3 countries for his taste in best girls. He also enjoys having lukewarm tea parties with his stuffed animal friends and therapist on the weekends.