Thousands of People Abruptly Transported to Alternate Worlds

Parallel worlds across the infinite multiverses reported huge influxes of people in strange clothes suddenly appearing earlier today, putting great strains on their populations. “Usually we get one every few…

Netflix Documentary ‘Enter the Anime’ Now Officially Anime, According to Netflix

LOS GATOS, CA – Earlier today, Netflix announced that their anime documentary Enter the Anime is now officially anime, according to a press release sent to anime news publications in…

Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme

OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known…

Amazing Fact: Many Parts of the US Calls Funko Pops “Funko Sodas”

Over the past few years, the Pop! line of vinyl miniatures from the Funko company has permeated conventions and Hot Topics alike all across the country. But despite the popularity…

Fanfic Corner: The Big Love Live Theory

The scene opens with Chika laying in her bedroom. A bowl of mikan is seen sitting nearby. “I wonder when You will get here. We need to plan how we’re…

Anime Suggestion Thread Over 80% ‘JoJo’

An internet-goer received less than optimal advice today when they attempted to ask about which anime series they should watch next. 20-year-old Mathew Ranger went online earlier today in order…

NFL Fans Forgo Fantasy Football, Sign Up for Isekai Football Instead

As the NFL season fast approaches, Yahoo Sports and ESPN.com have both reported sharp declines in fantasy football numbers compared to years prior. Experts point to a single cause for…

Netflix Releases Half of the Hostages

Early this morning, Netflix announced that they were releasing half of the musical duo Carole and Tuesday, which they have held hostage for since April 2019. After being confined for…

Hideaki Anno to Direct ‘Shin Pretty Cure’ Film

Fresh from the announcement of his return to directing live-action films with the upcoming Shin Ultraman, it was today announced that Evangelion Creator/Director/Guy who got out of Gainax before it…

Jaded Anime Fan Only Goes to Japan for Family Mart Chicken Nowadays

TOKYO, Japan — Randall Taylor can be found squatting outside a convenience store a short walk from Yoyogi Station, eating in silence and staring out into the rainy night. For…