Upcoming Anime ‘Anime Reviewers’ Preemptively Cancelled
TV Toyko announced earlier this week that the upcoming manga adaptation Anime Reviewers, set to debut later this spring, will no longer air on the network. This announcement comes on…
Magical Girl Recruitment Down Due to Anti-Magical Girl Anime Propaganda
TOKYO, Japan — Magical girl recruitment is down across Japan, according to a recent press release from the Magical Girl Recruitment Trade Association. The cause that is being blamed by…
Anime Maru’s Visual Guide to Both Coronavirus and ‘Interspecies Reviewers’
Keeping up with news can be a real slog, especially when all the talk seems to be about either the Wuhan coronavirus or Interspecies Reviewers. We here at Anime Maru…
Local Man Review Bombs ‘Fate/’ Anime Score Over Waifu Mistreatment
According to users of the popular website MyAnimeList, the review score of the popular Fate/Grand Order – Absolute Demonic Front: Babylonia had dived nearly five points across a period of…
Doujin Enthusiast Really Hoping Not to be Searched by Airport Security
LOS ANGELES, CA – David Hensley, 25, was met with an overwhelming feeling of anxiety this afternoon as he waited in the Customs and Immigration line after his return flight…
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Move Out of Mom’s Basement
VANCOUVER ISLAND, Canada — Prince Harry and Meghan, the Duchess of Sussex, have announced earlier this month that they intend to move out of their mother’s basement and live their…
Most Experienced Candidate for Demon Lord Passed Over for Human Teen
DEMON KINGDOM, Underworld — Soulcrusher Smith, widely considered to be the best candidate to become the new Demon Lord, has been passed over for the role, according to a news…
In Likely App Error, ‘Attack on Titan’ Wins New Hampshire Primary, Crunchyroll Awards Won by Bernie Sanders
CONCORD, NH — In a surprise upset, Attack on Titan has been declared the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. In equally shocking results, Bernie Sanders has won the…
Prog Rock Idol Group TYO to Release 22 Minute Single About Wind Farms
TOKYO, Japan — Today the idol group TYO announced that their debut single will be released on March 3rd. The single, titled “The Windfarms of Neo Mars”, tells the story…
Op-Ed: These McDonald’s Commercials are Starting to Get Ridiculous
Joel BennettFast Food & Anime Enthusiast Look, I’m a regular anime fan like anyone else. I enjoyed that Anime McDonald’s commercial when it first came out, even if there were…
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