Scientists Find That Running like Naruto Actually Faster

  In an incredibly disheartening study released today, researchers at the university of Michigan found that extending one’s arms backwards while running actually increase increase the speed at which you run….

Increased Awareness of Dakimakura Hurting Local Man’s ‘Medicinal Pillow’ Story

NEW YORK, NY — Local man Barry Campbell has had to deal with increased suspicion from visitors to his apartment regarding his Miki Hoshii dakimakura, or “medicinal pillow,” as he calls it…

Anime Fans Upset ‘Rewrite’ Has Another Male Lead

The second trailer for Rewrite (set to air this summer) was revealed earlier, and while reactions were generally tepid, some very vocal anime fans have expressed their displeasure that the anime will indeed feature…

Confused George Foreman Insists He is Best Grill

LAS VEGAS, NV — After reading several comments on anime message boards late last night, former professional boxer George Foreman released a statement this morning insisting that he is still the…

‘Girls Only Like Me for My Taste in Anime,’ Hapless Bachelor Claims

SOUTH BEND, IN — At first glance, Johnny Choi appears to be a casual anime fan. But he has concern with his romantic life that is unique to those whose…

Unannounced Final Season of Gintama Already Ranked #1 on MyAnimeList

Following the final episode of Gintama’s fourth season Gintama° on Wednesday, the season received an average score of 9.33 and became the new highest rated anime on MyAnimeList. Shortly afterward, MyAnimeList…

Anime Maru To Offer Streaming Anime

Today, Anime Maru is pleased to announce that we are planning to offer an official streaming service on our site. Here at Anime Maru, we are always looking for new ways to…

Otaku Eagerly Await New Season of Anime They Won’t Watch

With the coming of each new season of anime otaku everywhere look over season charts, stroking their chins, and looking for what looks new or exciting to watch in the…

Space Patrol Luluco confirmed to be Kill la Kill sequel

TOKYO, Japan — With only days before the release of Studio Trigger’s Space Patrol Luluco, some stunning revelations have come to light. The leaked first episode revealed that this new series…

Fans Rank ‘Nurse Witch Komugi-chan R’ as the 527th Best Magical Girl Show Ever

In a poll conducted by Mainichi Shimbun‘s Mantan Web earlier this week, fans named this season’s Nurse Witch Komugi-chan R as their 527th favorite magical girl anime of all time. The poll…