The Wind Rises: Matobe Kuriyama and the Kaze-Sha – Anime’s Wind Men

From fluttering hair and dresses to explosion shockwaves and magical attacks, the wind men of anime have a bag of tricks that will blow you away… “See? The flow has…

Westboro Baptist Church Converted by Sakura Trick, Now Proclaim: ‘God Loves Yuri’

TOPEKA, KS – Members of the notorious Westboro Baptist Church have declared themselves “converted” after watching the new yuri anime Sakura Trick. “Having been exposed to the majesty of pure…

New Research Confirms: Studio Trigger Did Not Save Anime

The researchers could not prove a steady leveling-off above the so-called “Salvation Threshold” CAMBRIDGE, MA – A team of researchers at MIT has announced the results of a comprehensive study into…

Time Travel Accident Erases Steins;Gate From Existence

  PEKIN, IL– Fans of Steins;Gate were shocked to discover late last night that the series and its spin offs had been erased from existence. Of course no one noticed…