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Former NEET Disappointed by ‘Working!!’ Environment

NORMAN, OK — Local NEET-turned-productive-member of society Chad Wilson, 35, is disappointed by the real world. After watching all three seasons of Working!! and catching up to the currently airing WWW.Working!!, he decided to change his lifestyle by leaving his basement and starting to work at his local Denny’s. While he was initially positive about doing something with his live and making some money for once, his new job has given him a number of problems.

Man Informs Relatives of Key Difference Between Traps and Futa During Thanksgiving Dinner

LEBANON, PA — Thanksgiving dinner at the Miller household was permeated by an air of awkwardness last night when 22-year-old Steven Miller got into a heated discussion with his relatives concerning…

Anime Fan’s Dream to Move to Japan and Become an Animator Suddenly a Lot More Urgent

CHARLOTTE, NC — Self-professed otaku Joanne Williams’s plan to move to Japan and become an animator has had its timetable drastically moved forward in the past 24 hours. “Ever since…

Anime Blog is Nothing but Introduction Post

The internet looked on with anticipation and glee when Thomas Sedry, 21, created his personal anime blog. Houkago Anime Blog is a website dedicated to Sedry’s opinions on currently airing…

Fraudulent Anime Fan Doesn’t Even Know How Figure Skating Works

SALEM, OR — The credibility of 22-year-old Andrew Powell was seriously challenged this week when it was revealed that despite claiming to be a “hardcore” anime fan, his knowledge of figure…

Angry Anime Fan Won’t Watch ‘Hibike! Euphonium 2’ Because “Stakes Aren’t High Enough”

DES MOINES, IA — 26-year-old Devin Lawrie has much to say about a particular anime this season. But in the last few weeks, he’s found that his latest hot take…

Man Mistakenly Watches ‘Houkago no Pleiades’ While Searching for ‘Re:Zero’

OMAHA, NE — Not realizing his mistake until it was far too late, local anime fan and middle school teacher Richard Long accidentally watched all 12 episodes of the Gainax original…

Adoption Agencies Introduce No Returns Policy in Response to ‘Sweetness and Lightning’

NAPLES, FL — Local adoption agencies have received a boom in adoption rates over the past month, but are dismayed to find that many of the recent adopters are coming back a…

Man Wishes There Was A Convenient Way to Watch Countless Streaming Anime

Anime fan Ethan Adams vented his frustrations this week about being unable to find a convenient way to watch all of his favorite anime and more streaming online “It’s just…

Fan Struggles to Find a Character Obscure Enough to Cosplay

SPRINGFIELD, MO — Self-proclaimed semi-professional cosplayer Jessica Dratcher, 19, has been dedicated to her craft for years. She has dressed up as Gunbuster’s Noriko, Ruka from Steins;Gate, and most impressively: a steampunk, genderbent,…