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Fraudulent Anime Fan Doesn’t Even Know How Figure Skating Works

SALEM, OR — The credibility of 22-year-old Andrew Powell was seriously challenged this week when it was revealed that despite claiming to be a “hardcore” anime fan, his knowledge of figure…

Angry Anime Fan Won’t Watch ‘Hibike! Euphonium 2’ Because “Stakes Aren’t High Enough”

DES MOINES, IA — 26-year-old Devin Lawrie has much to say about a particular anime this season. But in the last few weeks, he’s found that his latest hot take…

Man Mistakenly Watches ‘Houkago no Pleiades’ While Searching for ‘Re:Zero’

OMAHA, NE — Not realizing his mistake until it was far too late, local anime fan and middle school teacher Richard Long accidentally watched all 12 episodes of the Gainax original…

Adoption Agencies Introduce No Returns Policy in Response to ‘Sweetness and Lightning’

NAPLES, FL — Local adoption agencies have received a boom in adoption rates over the past month, but are dismayed to find that many of the recent adopters are coming back a…

Man Wishes There Was A Convenient Way to Watch Countless Streaming Anime

Anime fan Ethan Adams vented his frustrations this week about being unable to find a convenient way to watch all of his favorite anime and more streaming online “It’s just…

Fan Struggles to Find a Character Obscure Enough to Cosplay

SPRINGFIELD, MO — Self-proclaimed semi-professional cosplayer Jessica Dratcher, 19, has been dedicated to her craft for years. She has dressed up as Gunbuster’s Noriko, Ruka from Steins;Gate, and most impressively: a steampunk, genderbent,…

Area Man Simply Has No Time to Keep Up with Anime this Season

BELOIT, WI — As summer draws close and the weather warms up, anime fans around the nation gather to make small talk about their favorite shows, and why other people…

Slice of Life Fan Concerned Favorite Show May Have a Plot

SIOUX FALLS, ND — A local anime fan recently voiced concerns about his favorite anime of the season potentially progressing toward having a plot. “It wouldn’t bother me,” Ben Grant said in…

Man Surgically Alters Himself to Resemble CLAMP Characters

CONCORD, NH — Anime connoisseur Mike Styles underwent a controversial surgery last month in order to mimic his favorite anime characters. Influenced by his favorite anime xxxHolic, Styles paid over…

Anime Fan Explains His Approach to the New Anime Season

This week, I went undercover into the home of my neighborhood’s most devout anime fan who locked himself away to fully consume all of the new anime from the first…