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Area Man Simply Has No Time to Keep Up with Anime this Season

BELOIT, WI — As summer draws close and the weather warms up, anime fans around the nation gather to make small talk about their favorite shows, and why other people…

Slice of Life Fan Concerned Favorite Show May Have a Plot

SIOUX FALLS, ND — A local anime fan recently voiced concerns about his favorite anime of the season potentially progressing toward having a plot. “It wouldn’t bother me,” Ben Grant said in…

Man Surgically Alters Himself to Resemble CLAMP Characters

CONCORD, NH — Anime connoisseur Mike Styles underwent a controversial surgery last month in order to mimic his favorite anime characters. Influenced by his favorite anime xxxHolic, Styles paid over…

Anime Fan Explains His Approach to the New Anime Season

This week, I went undercover into the home of my neighborhood’s most devout anime fan who locked himself away to fully consume all of the new anime from the first…

Guy at Office Revealed to Have Been Watching Anime All This Time

CUPERTINO, CA — Cody Baier, a 26-year-old software engineer at Apple, was revealed to have been watching anime while on the job for the past several months, according to a report…

Increased Awareness of Dakimakura Hurting Local Man’s ‘Medicinal Pillow’ Story

NEW YORK, NY — Local man Barry Campbell has had to deal with increased suspicion from visitors to his apartment regarding his Miki Hoshii dakimakura, or “medicinal pillow,” as he calls it…

‘Girls Only Like Me for My Taste in Anime,’ Hapless Bachelor Claims

SOUTH BEND, IN — At first glance, Johnny Choi appears to be a casual anime fan. But he has concern with his romantic life that is unique to those whose…

Local Man Confused After Acting like Male Protagonist Fails to Make Him Popular

PARIS, TX — A local teenager has expressed frustration and disappointment after his efforts to emulate My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU male protagonist Hikigaya Hachiman have seemingly come to naught

Man Finally Admits That The Tsukihime Anime Exists

Stoughton, MA– Thirteen years after its airing, the Tsukihime anime still seems to plague the Type-Moon fanbase. While some will persist that the anime doesn’t exists, others have finally started coming to terms…

Man Reintegrates into Otaku Lifestyle After 20 Years Behind Bars

A man who has re-entered modern society after 10 years of prison expressed culture shock when he attempted to finish watching the original Fullmetal Alchemist. Ofir Johnson was 18 when…