I: 2D Traps are the one true God; Thou shall not have other 3DPD gods before them.
II: Thou shall always root for imoutos.
III: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s waifu
IV: Thou shall steal thyn anime and mangos, but buy lewd figures: one for cherishing, one for reselling, and one for hot glue
V: Thou shall not worship false iDOLM@STER’s; honor thy one true μ‘s
VI: Thou shall not be attracted to lolis; unless they are 200-year-old vampire lolis.
VII: Thou shall not lie with a dakimakura as one lies with a woman.
VIII: Thou shall not watch Naruto or Sword Art Online, ironically or unironically.
IX: Thou shall not like Kirino, Hestia, or Umaru-chan.
X: Thine taste in anime shall always be shit.