Ugly Bastard Ruins Potentially Good Hentai

Various accounts have come in claiming that a particularly unattractive individual has completely ruined the mood of what would otherwise be a decent hentai.

According to witnesses, the ugly bastard appeared with little to no warning, quickly creating a very uncomfortable scene. Witnesses state that the overall setup and attractiveness of the female characters were actually quite good. Some claimed they they were actually kind of able to get into the story, but all promising factors were forgone once the grotesque man showed up.

“It started out fine enough,” recalled witness Brennan Erickson. “There was this really cute girl taking the train home, short skirt, shapely figure, it all seemed quite promising. Then the train car comes to a stop and this ugly as all hell morbidly obese middle-aged dude gets on and just starts railing her. I couldn’t avert my eyes in time and nearly gagged. It was awful….”

The incident does not seem to be an isolated case with similar reports of the ugly bastard appearing in other uncalled-for scenarios. Unfortunate witnesses claim the bastard would often not take no for an answer and force himself upon women clearly much younger than himself. Once in the act, the bastard would show no indication of tactfulness, haphazardly groping and clambering over his female victim with little regard.

“When I sit down for a hentai, I like to see everyone having a good time, you know?” said another emotionally damaged observer. “No one other than that sick bastard was enjoying themselves in that disturbing display, I can tell you that.”

Viewers have questioned the reason for the inclusion of the bastard at all and come up with several possible theories. However, as of yet, none have accepted the possibility of the ugly bastard serving as a self-insert.

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Sustaining on instant noodles and a wavering DSL connection, it is uncertain how Vestro has continued to survive let alone still form a cognitive thought. Regardless, he still manages to come out of his soba induced coma now and then. He can be found spending his time pretending to understand Japanese media as well as picking up the remaining shards of his broken dreams.