Your Anime Horoscope

Welcome to Anime Maru’s newest feature, anime horoscopes. Each sign symbolizes different strengths and character. Find your sign below to find out what your anime fortune is. Is today your lucky day? (no, it’s not)

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Sakura Kinomoto

March 21 – April 19
Active, Demanding, Determined, Effective, Ambitious
Is there a more demanding ambitious character than Sakura? I think not. As an Aries you’ll find yourself gravitating toward more Shonen Ai shows. Don’t fight it, just let it happen.



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Ranka Lee

April 20 – May 20
Security, Subtle strength, Appreciation, Instruction, Patience
It ain’t easy being green.Try stay away from pretty boys and blonde women.



Gemini Man

May 21 – June 20
Communication, Indecision, Inquisitive, Intelligent, Changeable
Gemini man, Gemini man, doing the things that a Gemini can. Is he in an anime? No not really. Shouldn’t be here, Gemini Man.


Kagami Hiiragi

June 21 – July 22
Emotion, Diplomatic, Intensity, Impulsive, Selective
Much like Lucky Star itself, Kagami is Cancer.



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Rena Ryuuguu

July 23 – August 22
Warmth, Generosity, Faithful
Ironic warmth, generosity, and faithfulness describe Rena pretty well. What they fail to mention is her homicidal tendencies. Remember to keep an eye out for KFCs as they may bring you good luck.


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Shinichi Watanabe

August 23 – September 22
Analyzing, Practical, Reflective, Observation, Thoughtful
The director of Excel Saga himself. Much like Nabeshin you are a quite reflective person, totally not know for being a completely outlandish director. Please, please, stay away from Lupin related anime.


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Joseph Joestar

September 23 – October 22
Justice, Truth, Beauty
The qualities of justice, truth, and beauty fully encompass Jojo as the Libra that he is. Your next line is: that sounds vague enough that it could apply to anyone!



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Azusa Nakano

October 23 – November 21
Transient, Self-Willed, Purposeful, Unyielding
Scorpios are predatory arthropod signs They have eight legs and are easily recognised by the pair of grasping pedipalps and the narrow, segmented tail, often carried in a characteristic forward curve over the back, ending with a venomous stinger.


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Lelouch Lamperouge

November 22 – December 21
Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation, Optimism
As a Sagittarius you have the most syllables out of all the signs. This will not benefit or detriment you in any way. In fact it will have as much of an effect as an actual horoscope would, that is to say none at all. And also, yes he is dead, stop asking.


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Arcueid Brunestud

December 22 – January 19
Determination, Dominance, Persevering, Practical, Willful
As a capricorn you are blonde with red eyes. You spend your time hunting down Roa in every one of his incarnations. Try to stay away from anyone with glasses, or a maid outfit.


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January 20 – February 18
Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitous



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Reinhard von Lohengramm

February 19 – March 20
Fluctuation, Reactive, Indecisive
The greatest Kaiser known to space. I guess he was really Indecisive too? I mean, since Reinhard took charge and lead an entire empire, you wouldn’t really think he’s indecisive. But the sign says he’s an indecisive person so who am I to argue with it? There’s probably some explanation like he was born on a leap year or something.

About the author

Talking about himself in the third person has never be Morlock's strengths, however it would seem that duty calls for a change in POV. Hobbies include: self loathing, mindlessly consuming japanese media like the weeaboo that he is, and complaining. Mad Bull 34 is still the greatest anime Morlock has seen. For some reason he has a Twitter: @TheMorlock